Monday, April 16, 2012

Simply Amazing...

1. What is height of Secrecy? – Offering blank visiting cards.
2. What is height of laziness? – Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
3. What is height of Laziness? – Adopting a child.
4. What is height of Craziness? – Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
5. What is height of Forgetfulness?- Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
6. What is height of Stupidity? – A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
7. What is height of Honesty? – A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
8. What is height of Suicide? – A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
9. What is height of De-hydration? – A cow giving milk powder.


illuminatiscott said...

"What is height of Laziness? – Adopting a child."

What the hell? People aren't allowed to *want* to adopt a child without being lazy? What about people who are infertile, or people who don't want to contribute to world overpopulation?

Anonymous said...

Adopting a child is the height of laziness. How is raising a child any diffierent if they were adopted or concieved by you?

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