Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Know Your Vitamins

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Feeling Challenged ?

Friday, November 2, 2012

10 Health Benefits Of Broccoli

Thursday, November 1, 2012

True Confidence

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Amazing Sand Art

Friday, September 14, 2012

Amazing Power Of Reading

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Amazing Pen Drive

Amazing Bite

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

"Lonesome George"

The Pinta Island tortoise is the rarest animal in the world. There is ONLY ONE LEFT on Earth. His name is "Lonesome George"

Lonesome George is the last member of the Pinta Island subspecies of Galapagos tortoises. He was discovered in 1972, and brought to the Charles Darwin research station on the island of Santa Cruz. He is roughly 90 to 100 years old..

Currently, researchers are trying to get George to mate. They haven't found a female Pinta Island tortoise (if you found one, the reward is $10,000). Instead, they're trying to get him to mate with some other Galapagos tortoises from a different subspecies. That way, even though the babies wouldn't be purebred Pinta Island turtles, at least some of George's genes would pass on..

So far, George has failed to produce any offspring. He lives with two females but the eggs they have been laying have been inviable and don't hatch...

Monday, September 3, 2012

Try This Out!

Friday, August 31, 2012

Tree Shaping

The practice of training living trees and other woody plants into artistic shapes and useful structures is variously known as Pooktre, arborsculpture, tree training, tree shaping and by several alternative names.

Artist Peter Cook seated in his living garden chair grown via the Pooktre method..

Thursday, August 30, 2012


The Troll: 12 Foot Tall Sculpture Built With Completely Non Toxic Materials

The Troll is a huge 12 foot sculpture built by Kim Graham and volunteers. The entire sculpture is built with non-toxic materials and was completed in 2006.

For the months of August and September 2006 he was shown at the Vidya Gallery, 619 Western Ave. #22, Seattle WA, 98104. After that, several of the volunteers took him around to the local fairs and markets as a photo-op to get some exposure. They are hoping to find a more permanent home for him.

Monday, August 27, 2012

Eyes Of Nature - Incredibly Close-Up Animal Cornea.

Papaya Art

Enough of Watermelon Art, Here come Papaya Art..!!

The Magic Realism of Rob Gonsalves

Canadian painter Rob Gonsalves surrealistic paintings portrays two seemingly different realistic scenes magically merging into one. As a result, the term "Magic Realism" describes his work accurately.

During his childhood, Gonsalves developed an interest in drawing from imagination using various media. By the age of twelve, his awareness of architecture grew as he learned perspective techniques and he began to create his first paintings and renderings of imagined buildings. 

After an introduction to artists Dalí and Tanguy, Gonsalves began his first surrealist paintings. The "Magic Realism" approach of Magritte along with the precise perspective illusions of Escher came to be influences in his future work.

In his post college years, Gonsalves worked full time as an architect, also painting trompe-l'œil murals and theater sets. After an enthusiastic response in 1990 at the Toronto Outdoor Art Exhibition, Gonsalves devoted himself to painting full time.

Although Gonsalves' work is often categorized as surrealistic, it differs because the images are deliberately planned and result from conscious thought. Ideas are largely generated by the external world and involve recognizable human activities, using carefully planned illusionist devices. Gonsalves injects a sense of magic into realistic scenes. 

He spends a notable amount of time planning each piece in order to make the transitions flawless and usually finishes about four paintings each year.

Saturday, August 25, 2012

Leave Office On Time


Friday, July 13, 2012

Every Person On The Planet Has A Story

“Dad, look the trees are going behind!”

Dad smiled and a young couple sitting nearby, looked at 24 years Old’s childish behavior with pity.

Suddenly he again exclaimed:

“Dad, look the clouds are running with us!”

The couple couldn’t resist and said to the old man

“Why don’t you take your son to a good doctor?”

The old man smiled and said:

“Yes I did and we are just coming from hospital, my son was BLIND from birth, he just got his eyes today”

Every single person on the planet has a story. Don’t judge people before you truly know them. The truth might surprise you…!

Monday, July 9, 2012

Amazing Hanging Trains Of Germany

Wuppertal Schwebebahn is a suspended monorail in Wuppertal, Germany. Its full name is the “Eugen Langen Monorail Suspension Railway.” Designed by Eugen Langen, who originally planned to build it in Berlin, it was built in 1900, opened in 1901 and is still in use today as a local transport system in the city. It is the oldest monorail system in the world. 

The suspension railway travels along a route 13.3 kilometres long, about 12 metres (39 ft 4 in) above the surface of the river Wupper between Oberbarmen and Sonnborner (10 km) and approximately 8 m above the city streets, between Sonnborner and Vohwinkel (3.3 km). At one point the railway crosses the A46 motorway. The entire trip takes about 30 minutes. The Schwebebahn transports 25 million passengers annually (2008).

Hanging Trains Of Germany

Hanging Trains Of Germany
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Hanging Trains Of Germany

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Hanging Trains Of Germany

Hanging Trains Of Germany

Hanging Trains Of Germany

Hanging Trains Of Germany

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

A Poor Boy Loved A Rich Girl

A poor boy loved a rich girl.

One day the boy proposed her. Then the girl said, "listen! your monthly salary is my daily hand expenses. Should I be involved with you? How could you thought that? I will never love you. So, forget me 'n get engaged with someone else of your level."

But somehow the boy could not forget her so easily.

10 years later.

One day they became face to face in a shopping center. The lady said, "Hey! you! How are you? Now I'm married. Do you know how much is my husband's salary? $20K per month! Can you imagine? 'n he is also very smart."

The guy's eyes got wet with tear by hearing those words.

After few minutes her husband came before the lady could say something to the guy, her husband started to say by seeing the guy.

"Sir! You here? Meet my wife." Then he said to her wife, "I'm going to assist a project of sir, which is of $2 Billion. 'n do u know a fact? Sir loved a girl but he didn't get her. That's why still he is unmarried. How much lucky the girl was. Isn't it? Now a days who can love like that way?"

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

7 Great Quotes

Monday, June 18, 2012

Keep It Simple

One of the most memorable case studies on Japanese management was the case of the "Empty Soap Box", which happened in one of Japan's biggest cosmetics companies. Following is the Case Study

The Problem
The company received a complaint that a consumer had bought a soap box that was empty. Immediately the authorities isolated the problem to the assembly line, which transported all the packaged boxes of soap to the delivery department. For some reason, one soap box went through the assembly line empty. Management asked its engineers to solve the problem.

The Solution
Post-haste, the engineers worked hard to devise an X-ray machine with high-resolution monitors manned by two people to watch all the soap boxes that passed through the line to make sure they were not empty. No doubt, they worked hard and they worked fast but they spent a fortune doing so.

The Smart Solution
When this same problem was posed by a small company, they did not get into complications of X-rays, etc but instead came out with another solution. They bought a strong industrial electric fan and pointed it at the assembly line. He switched the fan on, and as each soap box passed the fan, it simply blew the empty boxes out of the line.(Genius)

Moral of the story: KISS (Keep It Simple, Stupid) i.e.always look for simple solutions. Devise the simplest possible solution that solves the problem.

So, learn to focus on solutions not on problems "If you look at what you do not have in life, you don't have anything" "If you look at what you have in life, you have everything"

Friday, June 15, 2012

Technology Changes Nothing

Friday, June 8, 2012

You Can't Please Everyone : So Do What You Feel Right

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Follow Your Dream

Monday, June 4, 2012

Leonid Rogozov : Amazing Story

In 1961, Leonid Rogozov, 27, was the only surgeon in the Soviet Antarctic Expedition. During the expedition, he felt severe pain in the stomach and had a high fever. Rogozov examined himself and discovered that his appendix was inflamed and could burst at any time. With a local anesthesia, he operated himself to remove the appendix. An engineer and a meteorologist assisted surgery.

To whom, who are considering it a fake :-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonid_Rogozov

Sunday, June 3, 2012

Test Of Three

In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom.

One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance, who ran up to him  excitedly and said,
"Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students?"

"Wait a moment," Socrates replied. "Before you tell me,
I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Test of Three."

"Test of Three?"

"That's correct," Socrates continued. "Before you talk to me about my student let's take a moment to test what you're going to say. The first test is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?"

"No," the man replied, "actually I just heard about it."

"All right," said Socrates. "So you don't really know if it's true or not. Now let's try the second test, the test of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my student something good?"

"No, on the contrary..."

"So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me something bad about him even  though you're not certain it's true?"

The man shrugged, a little embarrassed.

Socrates continued, "You may still pass though because there is a third test - the filter of Usefulness.
Is what you want to tell me about my student  going to be useful to me?"

"No, not really..."

"Well," concluded Socrates, "if what you want to tell me is neither true nor  good nor even useful, why tell it to me at all?"

The man was defeated and  ashamed and said no more.

This is the reason Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high  esteem.

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

10 Amazing Lessons From Einstein

Thought Of The Day

A Good Thought: 

"If you want to enjoy. Always think life is long. But If you want to achieve something always think life is very short".

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Attitude Is Everything

There once was a woman who woke up one morning, looked in the mirror and noticed she had only three hairs on her head.

Well,” she said, “I think I’ll braid my hair today?” So she did and she had a wonderful day.

The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and saw that she had only two hairs on her head.

“H-M-M,” she said, “I think I’ll part my hair down the middle today.”

So she did and she had a grand day.

The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that she had only one hair on her head.

“Well,” she said, “today I’m going to wear my hair in a pony tail.”

So she did and she had a  fun, fun day.

The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that there wasn’t a single hair on her head.

“YEA!” she exclaimed,  “I don’t have to fix my hair today!”

Monday, May 28, 2012

Amazing Quotes

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Facts About Trees

Did you know:amazing facts about Trees
1) Trees receive an estimated 90% of their nutrition from the atmosphere and only 10% from the soil.
2) Trees grow from the top, not from the bottom as is commonly believed. A branch’s location on a tree will only move up the trunk a few inches in 1000 years.
3) No tree dies of old age. They are generally killed by insects, disease or by people. California Bristlecone Pines and Giant Sequoias are regarded as the oldest trees and have been known to live 4,000 to 5,000 years.
4) There are about 20,000 tree species in the world. The United States has one of the largest tree treasuries second only to India.
5) The largest area of forest in the tropics remains the Amazon Basin, amounting to 81.5 million acres.
6) Arbor Day was first observed in Nebraska in 1872. That state is now home to one of the world’s largest forests planted by people – over 200,000 acres of trees.
7) Some trees can “talk” to each other. When willows are attacked by webworms and caterpillars, they emit a chemical that alerts nearby willow of the danger. The neighboring trees then respond by pumping more tannin into their leaves making it difficult for the insects to digest the leaves.
8) Knocking on wood for good luck originated from primitive tree worship when rapping on trees was believed to summon protective spirits in the trees.
9) Trees can induce rainfall by cooling the land and transpiring water into the sky from their leaves. An acre of maple trees can put as much as 20,000 gallons of water into the air each day.
10) The most massive living thing on earth is the Giant Sequoia in the Redwood Forest of California. It stands nearly 30 stories tall and 82.3 feet in circumference. Its weight is estimated at 2,756 tons.
11) In Arnold, California, a tree still stands with a legible inscription carved into it in 1849 by pioneers blazing paths to California during the Gold Rush. The inscription reads “49 Road.”

Friday, April 20, 2012

Brain Damaging Facts

1. No Breakfast
People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level. This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration.

2. Overeating 
It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power.

3. Smoking
It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.

4. High Sugar consumption
Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and nutrients causing malnutrition and may interfere with brain development.

5. Air Pollution
The brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our body. Inhaling polluted air decreases the supply of oxygen to the brain, bringing about a decrease in brain efficiency.

6. Sleep Deprivation
Sleep allows our brain to rest. Long term deprivation from sleep will accelerate the death of brain cells.

7. Head covered while sleeping
Sleeping with the head covered, increases the concentration of carbon dioxide and decrease concentration of oxygen that may lead to brain damaging effects.

8. Working your brain during illness
Working hard or studying with sickness may lead to a decrease in effectiveness of the brain as well as damage the brain.

9. Lacking in stimulating thoughts
Thinking is the best way to train our brain, lacking in brain stimulation thoughts may cause brain shrinkage.

10. Talking Rarely
Intellectual conversations will promote the efficiency of the brain.

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

How to Sleep During Office Hours

Monday, April 16, 2012

Simply Amazing...

1. What is height of Secrecy? – Offering blank visiting cards.
2. What is height of laziness? – Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
3. What is height of Laziness? – Adopting a child.
4. What is height of Craziness? – Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
5. What is height of Forgetfulness?- Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
6. What is height of Stupidity? – A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
7. What is height of Honesty? – A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
8. What is height of Suicide? – A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
9. What is height of De-hydration? – A cow giving milk powder.

Read this….!!!!!!!

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Saturday, April 14, 2012

Some Amazing Facts of Science and Technology

  • It is possible to see a rainbow as a complete circle from an aeroplane.
  • A litre of vinegar is heavier in winter than in summer.
  • A barrel of juice or wine would take about a year or two to ferment naturally into vinegar.
  • It is easier to swim in a sea rather than in a river because the density of sea water is more compared to that of a river due to dissolved salts.
  • Ambulances were developed by Napolean's surgeon in his Italian company of 1796-97.
  • The world's most expensive water is heavy water used as moderator in nuclear reactors.
  • TCDD is a man-made chemical which is 150,000 times more deadly then cyanide.
  • Copper turns green when exposed to air for a pretty long time.
  • Nitrous oxide can make you laugh. That is why it is called laughing gas.
  • Saccharin is 500 to 700 times more sweeter than sugar.
  • RHTHYM is a six letter word which has no vowel.
  • The world's first baby conceived in a test tube outside the mother's body was born in Oldham, England. Her name is Louise Joy Brown.
  • Solid carbon di oxide is called dry ice, because when it melts it does not change into liquid but vapourises directly.
  • Ice does not melt when kept in liquid ammonia.
  • Quick silver is not silver, but it is another name of mercury. It is so heavy that piece of iron floats on its surface.
  • Perfumed talcum powder is made from mineral called Talc. It is the softest possible mineral known to man.
  • The longest regularly formed English word is Praetertranssubstantiationalistically which contains 37 letters.
  • Take any three figure number in which the first figure is larger than the last, say 521. Reverse it, making 125 and subtract the smaller from the larger, making 396. Now add the result to the same number reversed, 693.

Friday, April 13, 2012

Problem ?

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Amazing Facts about Eggs

Egg is one among the most favorite foods used by human. It has good taste, easy to digest and also can be eaten by everyone from infants to the elder. Eggs can be processed into many different delicious dishes. Egg can meet the nutritional needs required by human body because it is one of the best sources of protein. Eating eggs can actually lower the risk of blood clots, stroke, heart attacks and help raise cholesterol levels as well. You may know very well that egg is a cheap source of nutrients which are good to human body. 

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Amazing But Useless Facts

The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.

Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms  like fried bacon.

Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions!

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.
"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

"Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.

In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child

A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!

Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath

There is a city called Rome on every continent.

It's against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland!

Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!

Horatio Nelson, one of England's most illustrious admirals was throughout his life, never able to find a cure for his sea-sickness.

The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is present at all important meetings of the University of London

Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people

Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, everytime you breathe!

The elephant is the only mammal  that can't jump!

One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet!

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!

The first known transfusion of blood was performed as early as 1667, when Jean-Baptiste, transfused two pints of blood from a sheep to a young man

Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!

The present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle.

Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.

Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."

Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

On average a hedgehog's  heart beats 300 times a minute.

More people are killed each year from bees than from snakes.

The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words.

More people are allergic to cow's milk than any other food.

Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.

The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times!

The six official languages of the United Nations are: English, French, Arabic, Chinese, Russian and Spanish.

Earth is the only planet not named after a god.

It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA.

You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.

Some worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food!

Dolphins sleep with one eye open!

It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open

The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old!

The longest recorded flight  of a chicken is 13 seconds

Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she needed it or not

Slugs have 4 noses.

Owls are the only birds who can see the colour blue.

A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!

The average person laughs 10 times a day!

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain

Sunday, April 8, 2012

Epic Quote

Story Of Ants And Grasshopper : Modern Version

Classic Version:

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.

Modern Version:

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving. CBS, NBC and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can it be that, in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so? Then a representative of the NAAGB (National > Association of Green Bugs) shows up on Nightline and charges the ant with "green bias", and makes the case that the grasshopper is the victim of 30 million years of greenism. Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and everybody cries when he sings "It's Not Easy Being Green."

Bill and Hillary Clinton make a special guest appearance on the CBS Evening News to tell a concerned Dan Rather that they will do everything they can for the grasshopper who has been denied the prosperity he deserves by those who benefited unfairly during the Reagan summers, or as Bill refers to it, the "Temperatures of the 80's." Richard Gephardt exclaims in an interview with Peter Jennings that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and calls for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his "fair share."

Finally, the EEOC drafts the "Economic Equity and Anti-Greenism Act" retroactive to the beginning of the summer. The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government. Hillary gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a defamation suit against the ant, and the case is tried before a panel of federal judges that Bill appointed from a list of single-parent welfare moms who can only hear cases on Thursday's between 1:30 and 3pm when there are no talk shows scheduled.

The ant loses the case.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he's in, which just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him since he doesn't know how to maintain it. The ant has disappeared in the snow. And on the TV, which the grasshopper bought by selling most of the ant's food, they are showing Bill Clinton standing before a wildly applauding group of Democrats announcing that a new era of "fairness" has dawned in America.

Friday, April 6, 2012

Spot "@" : You Have 10 Seconds



Future With "Google Glass"

Things That Make You Smile

  1. To fall in love.
  2. To finish your last exam.
  3. To wake up and realize its still possible to sleep "5 min".
  4. To get a phone call saying class is cancelled.
  5. To feel like a butterfly every time you see THAT PERSON.
  6. To see an old friend again and to feel that things have not changed.
  7. To touch the fingers of newly born child.
  8. Waiting for a call or message from your loved one when you are alone.
  9. Walking alone on a silent road at night and listening to your favorite songs.
  10. Riding the bike on a highway while its raining.
  11. Sitting alone but you are still smiling cause you know someone is watching you.
  12. The calm You feel inside when you Are near to God

Monday, April 2, 2012

Moving Circles Illusion

Friday, March 16, 2012

You Only Live Once

An 85-year-old man who learned that he was dying wrote the following piece:

"If I had my life to live over again, I would try to make more mistakes.  I wouldn't try to be so perfect. I would relax more and laugh more. I would limber up. I would take more chances, climb more mountains, swim more rivers, go to places I have never been to, eat more ice-creams and fewer beans! I would have more actual troubles and fewer imaginary ones!"

You see, I was one of those people who lived prophylactically, sensibly and sanely hour after hour and day after day.

"If I had to do it all over again, I would ride more merry-go-rounds, I would watch more sunrises, I would play more with my children, be happy and not hold on to debilitating grudges if I had my life to live over again."

"But you see, I don't !"

Isn't this message a beautiful reminder to all of us? We have to make the most of the time we have on earth. The old man realised that in order to be happier and get more out of life, he just had to change his priorities. The world is already a beautiful place, to enjoy what we already have, we just have to live consciously.

Whenever we are unhappy, if we analyse the reason for our unhappiness, it is because life is not matching our expectations.

Happiness is a decision. Each of us can be as happy as we make up our minds to be. We can, if we want, fill up our days with positivity, animated conversation, chatter and laughter.

To be happy we need to concentrate only on happy thoughts. A friend of mine still gets exercised and breaks down every time she remembers the nasty remark that was made to her by a relative 15 years ago. Let us not be garbage collectors carrying around trash that was thrown at us 15 years ago. The ghosts of the past have to be exorcised.

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

People - Government Interaction

Monday, March 12, 2012

Thought For The Day

Friday, March 2, 2012

Blood Type : Who Can Use What

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

7 Great Quotations

Monday, February 27, 2012

True Power

The day People unitedly know their True power.. this will happen to Corrupts Leaders

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Advice From Wise Peoples

  • People in power only hold that power because you allow them to. If they abuse that power, you can take it away from them. This applies to relationships, employers, landlords, councils and the Government.
  • When you think “I’ll just have one more drink” - don’t have it.
  • If there is something in your life you love doing - try to find a job where they will pay you to do it.
  • “It’s easier to get a girlfriend when you already have a girlfriend”
  • “Don’t be surprised when people are not pleased for your success and are happy when you fail”
  • “Remember to fuck around a lot, when I was growing up we weren’t allowed to” (Granny – aged 89). She’s also advised me never to do cocaine, and also that marijuana brownies are great.
  • My great uncle also once told me to never try shitting in a wicker waste paper bin.
  • “Never look at your mom when she’s eating a banana.”
  • “Son, now you are married, you must learn this important lesson on dealing with a Wife.. if you are going out for a night on the ale, tell her you are coming home an hour or two later than you actually intend to.. that way, when you arrive home ‘early’ she’ll be delighted that you’ve cut short your night out to be with her”
  • “Never chase after a bus or a girl - another one’ll come along soon enough!”
  • No one wins in a fight. If you hit him 20 times and he hits you once it still fucking hurts.
  • Always kick a man when he is down because you probably won’t have the balls to hit him if he gets back up.
  • Genuine good advice from my Grand dad - ‘Don’t listen to your mother, she never has known what she’s talking about’
  • Never trust a man whose tie is lighter than his shirt.
  • My nan tells me spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down… I’m a fucking diabetic.
  • “Life is like riding a bike. If you look down or look back, you’ll fall off. The only way to get where you want to go is to look forward.”
  • The best advice I ever received was written on the side of a box of matches, it said “Keep dry and away from children”
  • Never trust a man with a beard, he’s hiding something.
  • “If you take longer strides when you’re walking, your shoes will last longer”.
  • Never sleep with a woman who’s problems are worse than your own.
  • “Never skimp on spending money on a good pair of shoes and a decent bed. If you’re not in one, you’re in the other”.
  • “Never get separated from your lunch”
  • “life is like a shit sandwich, the more bread you got the better it tastes”
  • “always leave a party while you’re still having fun, you’re a young lad now but later you’ll understand, never forget”
  • Women are like cowpats, the older they are, the easier they are to pick up…
  • “He who is scared and runs away, lives to run another day!”
  • “Never trust a dog with a curly tail”
  • Always take a dump when you’re at work, you’re getting paid for it
  • Don’t eat gravy and ice-cream at the same time.

Monday, January 30, 2012

Excellent Quotes By Warren Buffet

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

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