Saturday, November 1, 2008

Some Interesting Thoughts

  • I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.
  • All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
  • What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?
  • They told me I was gullible … and I believed them.
  • Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he’ll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.
  • Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
  • Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
  • What if there were no hypothetical questions?
  • One nice thing about egotists: They don’t talk about other people.
  • When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.
  • A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
  • My weight is perfect for my height — which varies.
  • I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
  • The cost of living hasn’t affected its popularity.
  • How can there be self-help “groups”?
  • Is there another word for synonym?
  • The speed of time is one-second per second.
  • Is it possible to be totally partial?
  • What’s another word for thesaurus?
  • If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
  • Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I’ll show you a man who can’t get his pants off.
  • It’s not an optical illusion. It just like one.

1 Comments:

John Scott said...

I dont know what to say. I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure. ;-)

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