Monday, November 3, 2008

Points To Ponder

  • Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
  • Triangle sandwiches taste better than square ones.
  • One of the most awkward things that can happen at a bar is when your beer-to-toilet cycle become synchronized with a complete stranger.
  • You’re never quite sure whether it’s okay to eat green potato chips.
  • Everyone who grew up in the 80’s has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
  • Reading when you’re drunk is difficult.
  • Nobody ever makes Cup-O-Soup in a bowl.
  • You never know where to look when eating an apple.
  • It’s impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
  • There’s something manly about poking a fire with a stick.
  • Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up some sort of ball.
  • You always feel a bit nervous when stroking horses.
  • The smaller the monkey, the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
  • Every man has, at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
  • It’s impossible to look cool while riding in the back of a pickup truck.
  • Everybody has honked their horn while driving though a tunnel.
  • There’s no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you’ve got your hand or head stuck in something.
  • No one seems to know the origin of metal coat hangers.
  • Despite constant warnings, no one has ever had their face frozen while sticking out their tongue.


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