Points To Ponder

• Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
• Triangle sandwiches taste better than square ones.
• One of the most awkward things that can happen at a bar is when your beer-to-toilet cycle become synchronized with a complete stranger.
• You’re never quite sure whether it’s okay to eat green potato chips.
• Everyone who grew up in the 80’s has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
• Reading when you’re drunk is difficult.
• Nobody ever makes Cup-O-Soup in a bowl.
• You never know where to look when eating an apple.
• It’s impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
• There’s something manly about poking a fire with a stick.
• Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up some sort of ball.
• You always feel a bit nervous when stroking horses.
• The smaller the monkey, the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
• Every man has, at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
• It’s impossible to look cool while riding in the back of a pickup truck.
• Everybody has honked their horn while driving though a tunnel.
• There’s no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you’ve got your hand or head stuck in something.
• No one seems to know the origin of metal coat hangers.
• Despite constant warnings, no one has ever had their face frozen while sticking out their tongue.