Saturday, September 20, 2008

Things That Are (Almost) Impossible To Do With Your Body

There are things that you think you should be able to do with your body. But if you’re like 99.9999% of people in the world, no matter how hard you try, you just can’t quite manage to do it. Here is a list of things that are almost impossible to do with your body,

  1. Raise One Eyebrow
  2. Lick Your Elbow
  3. Gleeking (the term means projecting saliva from the submandibular gland upon compression by the tongue)
  4. Twitch Your Nose (Y’know, twitch your nose like the witch Samantha Stephens of Bewitched.)
  5. Wiggle Your Ear
  6. Touch Your Nose or Chin With Your Tongue
  7. Sneeze with Your Eyes Open
  8. Draw The Number Six While Making Clockwise Circles With Your Leg
  9. Put Your Fist in Your Mouth
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Radha said...

Hi, dropped by your blog thru random blogger updates. this site looks fun!

Anonymous said...

i must be an amazing person! i can to 1 (both eyebrows) 5 6 8 and 9! i dont know about 4 i never tried...its not THAT good but its better than alot of people haha

Anonymous said...

Add another one. Put your foot in your mouth! wait, I can do that.

Anonymous said...

what about crossing your pinky finger behind your ring without assistance? harder then hell...

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